Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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