apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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