what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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