The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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