I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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