I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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