Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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