I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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