they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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