Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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