omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
