No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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