No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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