can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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