I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
