What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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