"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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