I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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