I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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