Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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