I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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