The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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