ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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