I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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