Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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