I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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