Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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