normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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