please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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