Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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