Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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