I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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