hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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