Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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