It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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