But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
