i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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