Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this beer tastes like vomit already
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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