whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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