My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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