People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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