If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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