marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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