Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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