Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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