So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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