If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
