the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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