You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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