Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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