If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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