Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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