I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The air taste purple.
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