It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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