He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
