i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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