Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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