I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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